MY ULTIMATE CREATION
Miss Frizzle and Mary Poppins, Lady Time Lords.
I ship it to the moon.
The Teacher and The Nanny. The Magic School Bus is a TARDIS, and Mary’s bag is bigger on the inside. No one will ever convince me that this is not true. Oh, and I ship it.
For crying out loud, the Magic School Bus actually does travel through time and space, easily changes it’s form like a Chameleon Circuit, and is casually ALIVE in certain ways. It’s a friggin’ TARDIS in all but name!
Anyone who has ever said the doctor could not be a woman has literally never seen either of these characters in action.
Here, have a self-indulgent Monster Pulse playlist! If somebody made a movie and asked me to suggest a soundtrack, this would be it. ENJOY
- My Body is a Cage- Arcade Fire
- Orphans- Beck
- Graveyard- Feist
- Cat People- David Bowie
- I Don’t Wanna Grow Up- Tom Waits
- Crumb by Crumb- Rufus Wainwright
- Phantom Limb- The Shins
- Swamp- Talking Heads
- Rabbit Heart (Raise it Up)- Florence + The Machine
- Green Grass- Tom Waits
- The Fox in the Snow- Belle and Sebastian
- Creep (Acoustic Version)- Macy Gray
So the ultimate Joss Whedon kill-off character would have to be all cute and lovable, the cast teddy bear - but also probably really smart and weird… someone non-essential to the plot but with a very strong tie to some other character so the death is extra tragi - …
#we’re all on the same page re: his Batman but I submit to you that his Bruce Wayne would be out of this world #all chuckles and goofball smiles and unintentional sext selfies and tuxedos and acting sloppy drunk yet maintaining full adorableness #he’d be pulling faces and wearing Kanye shutter shades at the polo and he’d have a casual shoe collection that needed its own room #and everybody would be like ‘daawww that Bruce Wayne what an airhead but so cute right? did you hear he bought lunch for like 8 paparazzos who were waiting for him outside his fave restaurant?’ #and he’d just be this big goofy pouty celeb built like a brick shithouse #meanwhile #he’s working out on the parallel bars in the batcave - face like thunder and the righteous fury of all time